When I was 16 I went to Laser Quest, when I was 20 I had tequila shots, and when I turned 26 I went Bowling and had coffee. There’s a definite trend in there somewhere, but I’ll refrain from analysing it too closely. Everybody gets older and no, you never feel different. In the end age is unimportant so long as you’re happy and can still get a customised card that doesn’t exceed 30.

Still being able to bowl gracefully in the dark is another matter altogether.

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